No one here gets out alive

From Ellie: Go to Googlism type in your name and re-post your favourite 5 results.

chris is hiding
chris is lacking in attention
chris is a geek
chris is always there to help with advice
chris is stressed

Edit (not that anyone else is awake and reading this right now) : Not much to report but there's a few new starts at work one of whom is quite cute but she's not down my area of the factory. Her name's Lyndsey and she seems quite quiet but give that time all new people are.